Asher's list of things to do in a tent

1. Crawl past the big pile of toys on the floor. Who wants to play with toys?!

2. Head for the door. There's a lovely little puddle that has dripped onto the floor.

3. Lick the puddle up.

4. Object to Mummy's silly suggestion about playing with toys instead of licking the puddle.

5. Crawl right through the door. There's grass outside! Grass! EAT IT!!!

6. Wonder why Mummy keeps moving you away from that delicious grass. Find some slightly drier grass on floor of tent. Eat that instead.

7. Give passers by an angelic smile.